If it had been up to us, we would have given New LMS muscleman Tool a different stage name: 'Pole Axe' comes to mind. This rough-edged club dancer proudly sports the biggest member we have seen in a long time - is it 14 inches? More? (There's an urban legend that Mr. Tool is required by law to carry two passports.) In muscleman Tool's PM debut, he pumps up his Muscle of Love in the dressing room before hitting the stage, followed immediately after by a private show. We have even graciously supplied lots of HD video closeups for your viewing pleasure. See for yourself.